[My apologies, guys.]

errday-im-smugglin asked: Did you just call me fat?

…What? No.

errday-im-smugglin asked: You are literally the most uptight man I have ever met. Have you EVER put your dick in anything?

I do not put my dick in random hooded women who pinch my face like a fat aunt!

errday-im-smugglin asked: C'moooonnnnn cutie <CHEEKPINCH> Strip down, bello.

Do not— /flushes, growling and leaning away from the pinching

No!

errday-im-smugglin asked: Hey baby get naked.

Wh—

Ooh, you poor thing.